co-written by Tsun-kok
Step 1: SELECTING YOUR DOG
Once selected, the dog will be hand-picked by our trained staff. Notice the fair complexion of our staff's hands. Those are the gentle clamping hands which can handle anything, puppies even better.
Step 2: HANDLING OF DOG
The dog will then be placed in an intricately made compartment manufactured overseas by a group of highly skilled laborers mainly focused in creating the "wonder container" for maximum dog comfort.
Step 3: ADJUSTING THE PACKAGING
For minimal canine stress, package adjustment shall be done. Requesting multi-colored packaging is free of charge. Be bold, be caring for your canine friend.
CUSTOMER PROTECTION CLAUSE:
In the event that the dog will attempt to escape the said package, our staff will handle the situation as professionally as possible i.e dousing the dog with our fully-mechanized, highly-intuitive, fear-sensing water gun. Rest assured that your friend is in safe and capable hands.
Disclaimer: No dogs were harmed in the creation of this blog. ^_^
<--- This is NATURE'S ESSENCE of TRUE LOVE.
SPREAD THE LOVE, SPREAD THE BUNNY!
Tsun-kok wanted this added to his debut article.