Tuesday, June 26, 2012

10 Reasons Why My Dogs Don't Use the Computer

Have you ever wondered why it's mostly the mom, the dad or the assistant who does all the blogging? I doubt it's because humans are the only ones capable of punching the keys in the keyboard correctly.

You POST. I'll POSE!
According to a number of dog books there are multiple reasons why dogs prefer posing for the camera and showing us what to blog rather than blog themselves. This here is a mix of our opinions and theirs.

1. They can't stick their heads out of Windows 7.

2. The treats in Youtube videos taste like glass or plastic.

3. Just like Mac OS' Lion and Leopard, they think Twitter is exclusive for cats.

4. They know book"MARK"ing will get them in deep trouble.

5. Carpaw Tunnel Syndrome.

6. Tail wags and nubbin wiggles don't have emoticons or smileys on most instant messaging applications.

7. Why paw a mouse when you can put it in your mouth and chew it to pieces?

8. Facebook's age limit only allows dogs who are a bagillion years old.

9. FETCH command is not available in all platforms.

10. It would take forever to type in with those paws.

Hope you enjoyed this post. Happy Tuesday!


  1. 10 good reasons there - and it made my mum laugh! Thanks for sharing - woofs and licks from Magic xx

  2. That is HOL funny and we enjoyed it very much.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. Those are some pretty good reasons and made us smile lots!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  4. Those are all good reasons! Of course, being cats, our #1 reason is that we have a servant to do that for us, as befits our Station in Life.

    Mind you, this comes with a great deal of work on our part, since human servants can't be trusted to d things properly without a lot of snoopervision!

  5. They don't need computers to take over the world maybe?

  6. BOL - thanks for the good chuckles today.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  7. Hahaha! That really made me lol. Thanks for the snorts and chuckles xox

  8. That's hilarious! Thanks for the fun post!

  9. Those are some really good reasons!

    Critter Alley

  10. How cute!

    Nubbin wiggles,

  11. These are very funny reasons, and some are very good in fact.
    But- you see- I tweedles do the blogging don't I?
    When ever I am on the puters,, that is what I do, or do I just think I do? Now I am confused!

  12. VERY clever! We laughed at several, especially when you said that humans aren't the only ones capable of punching the right keys...you obviously have NOT watched momma keyboard...snikees!

  13. LOL!!! These are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. :)

  14. Heehee! Thanks for the chuckle! :)

  15. LOL! Thanks for the laughs, Haopee. :)

  16. BOL...yes, the mouse is for chewing!! And windows are for hanging your head out!



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