Today, I and the pack shall teach you the ancient ways of torture used on a modern item.
Warning: Graphically morbid descriptions!
|Exhibit A is a Kong AirDog Squeakair Tennis Ball. As you all know... it squeaks.|
To maximize pain and suffering to this so-called sturdy, dog-safe squeaking tennis ball. You first have to break its spirit.
|Exhibit B is an AirDog which has been bruised and battered both physically and emotionally. See its yellow green skin being torn from it!|
Now that it has squeaked its final plea to leave this earth and cross the rainbow bridge for dog toys, gently peel and listen to its excruciating squeal of death!
|Farewell, sturdy Kong squeaker. Perhaps next time, you'll think again before promising the dogs durability.|
Don't get me wrong! The ball is still intact... for 3-4 days at the most.
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