Monday, October 21, 2013

Mischief Monday: How to Torture a Kong Tennis Ball

Today, I and the pack shall teach you the ancient ways of torture used on a modern item.

Warning: Graphically morbid descriptions!

Exhibit A is a Kong AirDog Squeakair Tennis Ball. As you all know... it squeaks.

To maximize pain and suffering to this so-called sturdy, dog-safe squeaking tennis ball. You first have to break its spirit.

Exhibit B is an AirDog which has been bruised and battered both physically and emotionally. See its yellow green skin being torn from it!

Now that it has squeaked its final plea to leave this earth and cross the rainbow bridge for dog toys,  gently peel and listen to its excruciating squeal of death!

Farewell, sturdy Kong squeaker. Perhaps next time, you'll think again before promising the dogs durability.

Don't get me wrong! The ball is still intact... for 3-4 days at the most.

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15 comments:

  1. I think you showed that ball what is what.

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  2. Oh my...and just in time for Halloween too! ;)

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  3. We love ripping the skin off those tennis balls. We have a few nudies around here.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  4. BOL funny......RIP poor tennis ball. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. Wow, you guys sure did a number on that tennis ball!!

    Wags to all,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

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  6. Oh very cool! I had no idea you could get squeaky tennis balls. Or that they could be so hideously tortured! I hope you got the information you were looking for when you tormented it so.

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  7. LOL...first time I've seen a eulogy for a tennis ball but this one died a hard death

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  8. Bawawhawhhaha I completely scalped mine . Great Mischief xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  9. Ha, ha. Poor Kong ball :) My Doxie's aren't into balls but squakie toys don't last more than 5 minutes around here.

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  10. Oh, I love gruesome and graphically morbid descriptions, especially of a tennis ball :)

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  11. You doggies sure did show that tennis ball who's boss! I think it's safe to say it's HAPPY to have moved on to the Rainbow Bridge for dog toys. :)

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