There once was a pirate king named Frankie.
He paid some dubloons to get a map of the treasury.
He summoned all his crew and set forth to the city.
They all dressed as wenches and pretended to be pretty
He went to The Cove to set out his elaborate plan
To steal the guard's key to unlock treasures of man.
As they sang and pretended to be merry,
One guard found of the pirate king's identity.
So he screamed "Pirate!" but nobody listened
All his men were too drunk, too wasted to care
The pirate king Frankie approached this sole guard
And booped his head to keep his vocal chords barred.
With the key at hand and a crew behind,
Pirate King Frankie left the tavern, no worries in mind
He went to the bank and unlocked the safe
Stealing a precious cargo of hotdogs and beef.
We know we aren't always there to send you our paws and prayers, but we truly hope you're all better now, Frankie--for life, for good. Cheers to our Bloggyville Community. Cheers to Frankie's Day!