Thursday, April 9, 2015

Doggy-gram: Dog Telegrams

Telegram from Haopee
To my dearest and ever-understanding bloggy friends.
Stop.
Life's picking up.
Stop. 
Chooey and the pack have my hands full.
Stop. 
Chooey and Baby Girl resumed rigorous tricks and treat training.
Stop.
NOT HOUSEBREAKING!
Puppy Brown and Asti have a new best friend--who isn't me.
Stop.
Asti's A Smiling
Need another living, breathing Haopee to split the jobs.
Stop.
Telegram from Chooey
Dear Bloggy Friends,
Stop.
We need to report a case of neglect.
Stop.
Haopee is busy with offline work.
Stop. 
Dogs are the best travel companions!
She's missing out on keeping up correspondences with you.
Stop. 
She's learning Japanese when she should be learning Doginese.
Stop. 
Japanese Kakana Characters with her Daily Corgi Fix
We need tender love and affection.
Stop.
We demand treat support and lots of cuddles.
Stop. 
Please help us tell Haopee she's being irresponsible.
Stop. 
She will be put in puppy prison if she fails to meet our demands.
Stop.  
Her undivided attention belongs to us.
Stop. 
ONLY US.
Stop.

11 comments:

  1. Sounds bad! We all have trouble with our assistants, but you've really been SUFFERING! Hope you can sort it out soon.....AND she's at least remembering your treats.

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  2. Tee hee hee,, we understand 100 percent!
    love
    tweedles

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  3. No worries we understand. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. Jeez what are you suppose to do when your very own assistant won't help you ~ maybe call ghost busters and they could scare her into helping you.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  5. You might have to bring her up on a charges with Judge Frankie at the Court of Common Fleas if she does not change her ways!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  6. Dear Haopee,

    I am glad life is picking up. I have been told many times that I look like a coyote. I have never met one, so I do not know, but I do know I was born on a reserve where there probably were coyotes, and I like to think I am wild!

    Licks,
    Cobi

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    Dear Chooey,

    Cuddles are very important. I hope you get many.

    Licks,
    Cobi

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  7. Great telegrams! We are glad things are picking up for you all, but it sounds like everyone has a different take on the situation. :)

    Haopee, good for you, learning Japanese! I remember having to memorize those katakana ... very difficult!

    Hugs!

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  8. Dear friends, we are ok with telegram correspondence as long as we get the idea that all is well and that you are just busy. Haopee is very brave taking on a new language, we wish her much luck!

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  9. Thanks for stopping by my blog. I hope things are still looking up for you.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  10. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! Trick and treat training is the BEST!!!

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